I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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