So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
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I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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