it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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