That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
