Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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