So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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