She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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