Im at strip club and am horny
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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