Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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