I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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