google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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