Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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