I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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