Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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