Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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