I'm going to jail i love you
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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