And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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