My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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