He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We were destined to go to rehab together
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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