I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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