She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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