Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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