talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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