SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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