i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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