I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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