You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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