my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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