the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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