HIV tests are more positive than that guy
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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