Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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