She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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