it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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