I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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