im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
