my soul wont recognize me after tonight
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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