I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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