The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
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He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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