dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
a search helicopter?!
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
