Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Randomize
