Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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