I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I currently don't understand fingers.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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