You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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