Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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