you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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