you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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