Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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