yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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