Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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