And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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