Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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