Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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