I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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