Sry I called you an 8
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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