Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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