Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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