I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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