nut hugger
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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